Ash. 24. Scottish. Bisexual. She/her. This blog no longer has a fucking theme idk I shitpost a lot. Also occasional nsfw and lots of swears, get over it.
Ready 2 die.
Ready 2 die.
me as a laywer
me: so you took a shower and then you heard the gun shot
witness: yes
me as a lawyer: isn’t the first cardinal rule of perm maintenance that you’re forbidden to wet your hair for at least 24 hours after getting a perm at the risk of deactivating the immonium thygocolate
witness: i’m bald
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