schalowendofthepool:

pukicho:

Cute scenario: You’re walking in the street and you see me handing flyers to passerby - I hand one to you and when you try to take it you notice my abnormally large arm veins, you read the flyer, now sweating emotionally, the flyer says “like what you see” ;) You look up and I’m a quarter inch away from bludgeoning your face with my fists